Thursday, January 31, 2013
Superman for the Day
Here's what the private equity guys said to the CFO who then told me...
"We've learned something in these past nine months. From now on we're only hiring gay guys."
These past nine months I've felt like the only homo in the oilfields of western Oklahoma. Now an entire company knows what it is like to work with a gay guy. I think exposure to gay people helps expand individuals' minds. It's obvious: we have more in common than not.
Now I hope my next client is in West Hollywood or Key West or San Francisco. I need a break from representing an entire population. Can someone else be the representative gay guy for a bit?