Socialism sucks. In the month of January our much valued yoga studio is offering free yoga at the 2:00 PM Sunday class. The husband and I pay a monthly fee for unlimited yoga, and we went to the studio a half an hour early but couldn't get in because the class was full. Mary Mother of F-in God, there was no room at the inn! I was pissed at all the free loaders who were rearranging my Sunday afternoon. After all, it was my 2:00 PM class! When you have to pay the class isn't full. When you don't have to pay the class is full. Ridiculous and slightly predictable, but I didn't see that one coming.
Hey Socialists, if you have cash flow issues and you cannot afford yoga, then you can sign up to clean the studio once a week and earn free yoga. Capitalize works.
My husband calmed me down from the situation. (I couldn't get in, dammit! ) We went to lunch and then went to a later class. In the end, it all worked out.
Ouiser Boudreaux said it best: "I'm not as sweet as I used to be."
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