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Wednesday, January 16, 2013
At dinner this weekend I was telling my brother my key to a successful marriage. It's simple. I told my husband that if he ever leaves me, then I will hunt him down, kill him, and eat him. My brother then told me how his wife said that if he leaves her she will chop off his man parts. Ouch!
I hope our parents are proud, since both of their sons are in healthy committed marriages.