Thursday, January 17, 2013
List Your Strengths
She listed as one of her strengths: She was really good at giving blow jobs.
Seriously. In a job interview. She said she was really good at giving blow jobs.
She didn't get the job.
To be fair, my client didn't narrow the scope of the question. It was his fault that he didn't ask for her work-related strengths only. She was just trying to answer the questions, completely and thoroughly. However, everyone knows that gay guys give the best blow jobs, which means if a woman is listing "really good at giving blow jobs" as one of her strengths, then she's a liar! We don't hire liars.