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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Dear Trigger Monkey,
Can you please tell me what happened to this bag of tortilla chips? When I left the house I'm certain it was in the recycle bin, but when I returned home I found it murdered on the office floor. Since you're the oldest, I think you should be able to tell me what happened?