Marry Bacon? No.

It's important to not take life too seriously.  This I believe.  But still, every time the Jack in the Box marry bacon commercial comes on it annoys me immensely.  I don't have the freedom to marry the person I love.  Marriage is not a joke to me.  Plus, my head explodes when ignorant people say things like: if a man can marry a man, then what will keep him from marrying a goat/dog/horse?  I can just hear them now: if a man can marry a man, then what will keep him from marrying bacon?

I try not to take life too seriously, but still...