My mother accompanied my father to the Dallas Safari Club convention this weekend. My father needed a new pair of hunting boots, and apparently you get the best deals at these conventions? Prior to their entrance into the convention my mother told my father she'd give him $5 for every minority they saw. When they left the convention my mother owed my father $15.
I want to go and offer to give my father $1,000,000 for every homo at the convention....
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Technically, if you go with him, then you'll owe him at least $1,000,000. You better make sure Kevin doesn't go with you or you'll be in trouble.