Thursday, March 12, 2015
I was tired. I was sleeping. Her barking and running (on the wood floors) was so loud. I sat up in bed and took the pillows from my husband's side of the bed (he's away on business) and started throwing them at Dooley.
Me: No. (Throw a pillow towards a running dog)
Dooley: Bark, bark, bark!
Me: No! (Throw a pillow towards a running monster.) Go to sleep!
When I spoke to my husband this morning he informed me that when our future children wake up in the middle of the night I cannot throw pillows at them.
Wait, babies don't sleep through the night? I'm confused.