Thursday, September 1, 2011

Open Letter

Dear Little Lizards,

If I find you in our house I catch you and return you to the backyard.  However, if Dooley finds you in our house she catches you and kills you.  (I discovered Dooley hunting a little lizard in our bathroom.  She was like a cat.  She stayed crouched until the lizard started moving, and then she pounced on it.  I was proud of her.)

Little lizards our house is no longer a safe refuge from the heat.  Stay away.  A killer lives here.



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