Dear Little Lizards,
If I find you in our house I catch you and return you to the backyard. However, if Dooley finds you in our house she catches you and kills you. (I discovered Dooley hunting a little lizard in our bathroom. She was like a cat. She stayed crouched until the lizard started moving, and then she pounced on it. I was proud of her.)
Little lizards our house is no longer a safe refuge from the heat. Stay away. A killer lives here.
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